Surmanland T.V. show ideas...(or what Jess does when she's
trying to avoid doing homework)
Surmanland scenes and ideas:
Scene 1 (includes Great, Bobo the cowboy, Teresa,
Mike Clawson, Jay wills (a mixture of my friend Jay and will...remember him?)
Takes place in the Stupid Center at OCC...er I
mean student center.
Bobo the cowboy enters with no shirt on, blue
jeans, a black bow tie, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. No one seems to
notice him as he strides over to Surman, Jay and Mike's table.
"Excuse me, Somebody order a massuse
[spell]."
[insert porn music here]
"Hell no dude!" exclaims Mike.
"Oh wait." interrupts Surman. Jay
and Mike look at him horrified.
"I tink Teresa at that table over there
did." Greg finishes as Jay and Mike sigh with relief.
Bobo tips his hat and says thanks. he heads
over towards Teresa...Gret and the guys resume their conversation.
Later a lesbian with a tool belt on comes in.
[insert porn music here]. She walks up to the table and before she can
speak, Mike cuts her off.
"you're looking for me honey, follow
me." They leave.
Other show ideas:
Aerodynamics of the Starship enterprise
Paperboard cutouts of Mel Tourme haunt the halls
of OCC
The Potato salad in Greg's fridge sings opera to
him.
one day Greg opens the fridge and his food is
singing "The Devil went down to Georgia"
Greg's car (*Grendel) gets pulled over by a cop
car, or chinese cop on bike, or a cop driving a dunkin donuts tractor trailer,
cop ice cream man...etc.
The boys go to a strip joint in Tuckerton
(STARRING Ross!!)
Jess's big fat jersey drunken fools wedding.
George Graduates from college (4 hour episode
showcasing his college career)
George graduates law school.
George takes the bar the first time.
Jess breaks up with Noel and he sends her a return
receipt email asking why (to explain in detail) she is breaking up with him.
George takes the bar a second time.
The girls find solace in rolling down a big hill
next to the school (girls being Jackie, Teresa, and Jess)
Rose throws a fuckerware party, complete with
clothespins...(ends with Greg in the fetal position).
George takes the bar for the third time
Greg gets a singing deat threat telegram from the
Christain coalition.
At insight, Rose and Jess are paut in the same
bunker as the CKI retards (guest star Dave Manfre and his smelly friend Chris)
while Jackie is bunked with the CKI hotties.
Rose makes Greg play his John Wayne bobbit moive
which scares jess into celibacy.
Dennis starts his own business
George takes the bar a fourth time (stars JFK Jr.
who tells George he's even a bigger loser than him and decides to name a
magazine after him)
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